The Booyah NPC song
(on the tune of ‘Mockinbird’)

Hush whiny player,
Don’t say a word.
Fatal all locations,
Blood you’ll squirt.

When you squirt,
You’ll cry no more.
All your guts
Lie on the floor.

On the floor
No one’s around.
The others are
All dead or bound.

If not bound
You’ll soon be found.
We’ll slice your throat,
Without a sound.

When you’re all dead,
You’ll soon reflect.
When we call out
No effect.

When you’re all dead,
You will soon see.
No one can beat
An NPC!

Written and sung by our NPC’s